The Guy Should've Held Up A Copy Of The Constitution And Asked, "Do You Believe In Every Word?"

I forced myself to watch the Republican YouTube Debate the other night. I thought it my civic duty.

Ugh.

First of all, I wish they'd quit calling them debates. They're not debates. They are a series of sound bites that, more often that not, exclude the fringe candidates. There's no real debating going on at all.

Next, they shouldn't allow those crazy questions like "Do you believe in every word of the Bible?" and "What kind of gun do you own?" Save those questions for Oprah or Jon Stewart (if he ever gets back on the air! Oh the laughs we are missing cuz of the writer's strike!) That Bible question is totally un-Constitutional (but since when do the Republicans care about the Constitution? Did I say that out loud? My bad.) The gun question was just in bad taste.

Next, there should be a gong whenever one of them answers like a total idiot or gives a non-answer. Romney would get gonged the most, Guiliani second. They both scare me. Ron Paul is still my main man. I could live with McCain. I could tolerate Huckabee. They rest are nut jobs. Bless their little hearts.

Don made the observation that none of them ever refer to our current President Bush. They never even refer to Bush I. The only other Republican they ever talk about is Reagan. Ha! The only good Republican is a dead one? Too easy! Like fish in a barrel, people!

Can't wait for the next Dem "debate". Like jellyfish in a barrel. Get it? No spines.