All Ron Paul, All The Time

Here's Ron Paul on Jay Leno. He's the only Republican I'd vote for.

Here's what I hear when I hear every other Republican candidate talk:

Fear, war, 9/11, God, war, fear, 9/11, God, fear, 9/11, torture-schmorture, war, Constitution? We don't need no stinkin' Constitution!, fear, war, God, 9/11, fear. And a double scoop of fear on top.

Here's what I hear when I hear every other Democratic candidate talk (yes, even my man Obama):

Compromise, wait, war, compromise, wait, blah, war, God, wait, blah, torture-schmorture, Constitution? We don't need no stinkin' Constitution! wait, war, compromise, God, blah, blah, blah.

These alleged debates make me wish for death more than a migraine.