Monday, May 07, 2007

Monkey See

Monkey Girl has presented me with a parenting predicament. She says she wants to read my blog. Well, my blog isn't always appropriate for a Monkey Girl. And I have no intention of editing or censoring my blog for her. Gosh darn it.

So a few of my solutions are:

1. Tell her no. And one day she'll figure out how to find it on her own.
2. Create a second blog for mature audiences.
3. Offer to co-author a blog with her. That way she'd be reading and writing!

Most of y'alls know Lila, so any other suggestions?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

tell her no but explain to her why and make another blog with her cause yeah we do need to get that girl more into reading and then I will give her lots of blog attention to get her distracted from yours. and tell her that I don't invite you to my blog/myspace because it is for me and my friends and that is seperate from my relationship with you.

Anonymous said...

That's a tough little problem... maybe you can put her in softball and she'll forget all about it... yeah, that's the ticket! Or just a lot of big words at the beginning of your blogs so she falls asleep when she tries to read them. I'm really helpful, aren't I?

Anonymous said...

Tell her it's written in Romanish and when she can master the language she can read it.