Graham Crackers? Anyone? Anyone?

I came back from my conference early. I was bored and didn't feel good. Bad food, uncomfortable chairs, blahhhh.

I didn't learn a whole bunch that I could actually use. Did you know graham crackers were invented to prohibit masturbation? As were corn flakes? I learned this a workshop about spirituality. The context was sex offenders and how they reconcile their actions with their faith. The Bible is silent on masturbation. It was the medical community that thought it was bad.

Anywho, and do you know why African-Americans have such a high incidence of hypertension? Cuz when slaves where brought over on The Middle Passage, the ones who survived where the ones who could retain salt more than the ones who couldn't. So now that genetic trait is very strong here. I learned that watching Oprah on one of my breaks.

So the best things about that conference was dancing with Sonja to a bad cover band playing The Stray Cats and Elvis and driving home last night, taking the hairpins on Hoosier Pass in the fog.